Promises

Always do sober, what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.


(Ernest Hemingway)

Inhibitions

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

(Oliver Reed)

French Fries

French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love french fries. That and caviar.



(Cameron Diaz)

Weapons of Choice

I don't mind doing interviews. I don't mind answering thoughtful questions. But I'm not thrilled about answering questions like, 'If you were being mugged, and you had a lightsaber in one pocket and a whip in the other, which would you use?'


(Harrison Ford)

Dinner Conversation

To be honest dinner conversations was the worst bit about being a child and listening to all the boring people around me.




(Prince Harry)

Stamp Act

In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.


(Dave Barry)

Weather

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.


(Kind Hubbard)

Food

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.


(Rodney Dangerfield)

Tending

Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store.

(Lyndon B. Johnson)

The Roadmap to Success

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success.


(Dale Carnegie)

Roller

I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life....I just go from day-to-day taking what comes.


(Frank Sinatra)

Indispensable

Don't think of yourself as indispensable or infallible. As Charles De Gaulle said,  the cemeteries of the world are full of indispensable men.


(Donald Rumsfeld)

Soul

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster...and if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.


(Mark Twain)

Priorities

Gym, Tan, Laundry.

(Jersey Shore)

Power

Fight the power that be. Fight the power.

(Spike Lee)

Ancient History

I love studying Ancient History and seeing how empires rise and fall,  sowing the seeds of their own destruction.

(Martin Scorsese)

Wanderlust

I am astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

(Woody Allen)

Winners

Part of being a winner is knowing when enough is enough. Sometimes you have to give up the fight and walk away, and move on to something more productive.

(Donald Trump)

Life

You have to live life to its full chorizo.

(Mario Batali)

Education

A whale ship was my Yale College and my Harvard.

(Herman Melville)

Focus

Always, if you win mentally, you can win physically as well.

(Haile Gebrselassie)

The Edge

The Edge...there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.


(Hunter S. Thompson)

Commitment

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

(Saul Goodman)

Warriors

The two worst strategic mistakes to make are acting prematurely and letting opportunity slip; to avoid this, the warrior treats each situation as if it were unique and never resorts to formulae, recipes or other people's opinions.


(Paulo Coelho)

Tools of the trade.

My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food and a little whiskey.


(William Faulkner)

Martial Arts

To me, the extraordinary aspect of martial arts lies in its simplicity. The easy way is also the right way.


(Bruce Lee)

Lions & Sheep

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.

(Alexander the Great)

Preparation

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.

(Alexander Graham Bell)

Possibilities

Apparently, there is nothing that can't happen today.

(Mark Twain)

Charm

Riches have never fascinated me, unless combined with the greatest charm or distinction.

(F. Scott Fitzgerald)

Shark Week

Here's some advice I wish I would've gotten when I was your age: Live every week, like it's "Shark Week."


(Tracy Morgan)

Bump in the Night

A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.

(Herbert Hoover)

Do your thing.

I never thought of myself as an icon. What is in other people's mind is not in my mind. I just do my thing.

(Audrey Hepburn)

Impact

I want to put a ding in the universe.

(Steve Jobs)

World View

Can I share my world view with you? All of humankind had one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.


(Liz Lemon)

Glamour

It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor's Finger.




(Andy Warhol)

Football

Football is like life and I know life. 

 (Rush Limbaugh)

Authenticity

I had no idea being your authentic self could make me as rich as I've become. If I had, I'd done it a lot earlier.




 (Oprah Winfrey)

IT

Information Technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without talking about the other. 




 (Bill Gates)

Results

This ain't fun. But you watch me, I'll get it done.

(Jackie Robinson)

Computers

I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user.


(Bill Gates)

Friendship & Business

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

(John D. Rockefeller).